Why You Should Date A Polyamorous Partner

Polyamory (from Greek πολύ [poly], meaning “many” or “several”, and Latin amor, “love”) is the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

  1. They recognise the early warning signs of a relationship’s impending expiry date and will graceful fade away. They aren’t clingy and won’t weigh you down! Yes, a graceful exit after a torrentous short affair is better than a long lasting sour relationship.

  2. They don’t expect to cram all their life expectations and demands into one magical fantasy partnership, thus making for relaxed dates and lot more fun. Not to mention cheaper dates since you won’t need to drink yourself silly just to tolerate the date!

  3. You’ll never have to worry about your best friend stealing them away. They don’t believe in stealing or being stolen. It’s all about sharing! Remember how you used to share your toys with best friend in kindergarten? Happy days are here again.

  4. Having been through numerous interactions with the opposite sex, they are less likely to dish out nonsense and equally less likely to accept it. Which means more mature relationships and less likely to stretch beyond breaking point.

  5. They treat monogamy as eccentric, so it’s safe to assume they aren’t going to stick to you like a leech and be your clingy parasitic lover. So no demanding calls and messages asking for a status update on your location and present company.

  6. As a result of the high self esteem and body consciousness, they know what they’ve got, and they’re not afraid to flaunt it. So you’ll spend less time cajoling them and nursing their moods and more time exploring fun and frolic.

  7. They are less judgmental of potential partners, so they’re more likely to put up with your nonsense and date you in the first place. Weirdness and eccentricity would only rank as novelty and uniqueness in their book.

  8. Polyamorous partners offer better sex lives since experiencing multiple partners has made them not only more skilled but also more sensitive and stimulating lovers. They’re more likely to have mad skills in the sack after interacting with so many different partners. Different strokes for different folks. This means your partner will be more likely experienced as well as experimental.

Go Play!

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